Arrr, matey! Biden's crew be keen on welcomin' all o' them scallywag illegal aliens into our fair land.
2024-01-25
"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis bein' Gutfeld, the jolly host, who be castin' his gaze upon President Biden's words from the year 2007, where he be openly opposin' sanctuary cities. Now, he be examinin' Biden's present-day calamity, the scurvy migrant crisis!"
Happy Thursday, me hearties! Avast ye, avast ye! Settle down, settle down, settle down. I reckon ye be wonderin' if the White House be preventin' Texas from defendin' its border, aye? Ye see, the scurvy dogs at the White House be keen on lettin' in as many illegal aliens as they can. The migrant mobs be as big as the crowds of Gutfeld fans at Eastern State Correctional, arrr!Now, hold yer horses, mateys! Old Grandpa Joe be tellin' 'em to surge to the border like it be a new slogan for Taco Bell. Ay Caramba! Did they listen to him? He be lettin' in illegal immigrants like they be kids with freshly washed hair. But don't ye know this invasion be drainin' America's resources faster than Grandpa Joe be drainin' the White House plumbing?
Aye, it be not too long ago when Senator Joe Biden spoke against sanctuary cities, but now he be ignorin' the border crisis and stainin' the front of his pants. But fear not, me hearties! It be not a battle between Americans and migrants, or Republicans and Democrats. It be a battle between a bloated, power-hungry federal government and the states that be takin' the brunt of the cost.
But there be some governors fightin' back, like Governor Greg Abbott of Texas and Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida. They be sendin' illegal aliens from border states to states where the elites be livin'. Turns out, the elites don't be so selfless when the sanctuary be at their doorstep. It be like reverse socialism, mateys!
And now Abbott be fightin' for his right to defend his state from this ongoing invasion. He be arguin' that the U.S. be bein' invaded and his state has the right to act on it. But Biden be ignorin' the law and sendin' feds to take down the razor wire along the border. It be like the cops protectin' ye by removin' yer windows and invitin' the thieves in!
But fear not, me hearties! Abbott vows to put the wire back up faster than the feds can take it down. And don't ye listen to the likes of Beto O'Rourke, who be callin' it a violation of the law. That scallywag be losin' every contest he be in!
So, me hearties, be we on the brink of another civil war or will Grandpa Joe just take a pill and a nap and forget he ever abdicated his oath of office? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain. This ain't just about Texas. Once them illegal aliens be in the country, they can go anywhere they want. Do states have rights or be the president a king? When ye be a Democrat, it all depends on who be in power!