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Arrr! As Biden be takin' his time with judicial confirmations, the Senate be makin' a fine catch o' red-state judges!

2024-01-28

Arrr, the scurvy Democratic majority be makin' progress in winnin' confirmation o' Biden nominees in G.O.P.-led states, but alas, they be fallin' behind the pace o' the Trump era in the grand scheme o' remakin' the federal courts, mateys!

Ahoy, me hearties! The Democrats be makin' some progress in gettin' those Biden nominees confirmed, but they be fallin' behind the pace set by the Trump era in their grand plan to overhaul the federal courts, ye see.

Back in the days of Trump, those Republicans be steamrollin' through the confirmation process like a hurricane on the high seas. They be pushin' through their nominees faster than a cannonball, reshaping the courts with their own swashbucklin' crew. It be a sight to behold, I tell ye!

But alas, the Democrats be facin' rough waters in this here endeavor. Despite havin' the majority in the Senate, they be strugglin' to navigate the treacherous waters of G.O.P.-led states. Those Republicans be puttin' up a fierce fight, tryin' to scuttle the confirmation process at every turn.

Now, don't get me wrong, the Democrats be makin' some gains. They be hoistin' their flag of victory in a few states, claimin' their booty in the form of confirmed nominees. But it be a slow and steady voyage, not the swift plunderin' we saw in the days of yore.

Perhaps it be due to the sheer audacity of the Trump era that the Democrats be findin' it tough to keep up. They be tryin' to right the ship after a stormy four years, mendin' the sails and fixin' the leaks left behind. It be a monumental task, me hearties!

So, while the Democrats be makin' progress, they be needin' to pick up the pace if they want to truly remake the federal courts. They be needin' to muster all their strength and rally their crew to sail full speed ahead. Arrr, it be a challenge fit for the boldest of buccaneers!

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