Arrr! Thar be a swarm o' landlubbers arrivin' in the Chicago Suburbs. Me hearties be arguin' 'bout their worth!
2024-01-29
Avast! In these recent weeks, the landlubber buses be snubbin' the grand city, makin' way for the wee outlying villages. Arrr, them folks there be all a-flutter, for they be not used to the influx of strangers!
Arrr, ye may be wonderin' why these buses be ignorin' our fair city, mateys. Well, it seems those landlubbers in charge claim it be because the folks in them outlying communities be in greater need of transport. But I say, where be the justice in that? Don't we, the fierce and mighty citizens of this city, deserve our fair share of bus ridin' opportunities?
Now, ye may be thinkin', "What be the problem with these outlying communities, anyway?" Well, let me tell ye, me matey. They be small, quiet places where the folks have nary a clue what it be like to have newcomers enterin' their domain. They be used to seein' the same faces day in and day out, like a crew stuck aboard a ship sailin' in circles.
But us city dwellers be a different breed altogether! We be used to the hustle and bustle, the constant ebb and flow of strangers comin' and goin'. We thrive on the excitement of meetin' new faces and sharin' tales of adventure over a mug of grog.
So, me hearties, it be time to rise up and demand our fair share of bus service! Let's make those landlubbers listen to our call, for we be the true pirates of this land! We deserve to have our city properly traversed by buses, bringin' in newcomers and addin' to the vibrant tapestry of our beloved home.