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Arrr, them Democrats be pro-migrant, makin' it a riskier game o' Russian roulette fer us landlubber Americans' safety!

2024-01-30

Arrrr, these scallywags be sneakin' into our shores, and boardin' planes in the US o' A! They be sayin' sharin' their true identity be 'optional,' aye! 'Tis a treacherous threat to our security, and them Democrats be turnin' a blind eye, arrr!

In a humorous tone reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, the author discusses the leniency given to migrants without proper photo identification compared to American citizens. The author points out that migrants who enter the country using President Joe Biden's new CBP One app can fly domestically without photo ID, while Americans in the same situation would face intense scrutiny and delays. This special treatment for migrants is seen as the government prioritizing the immigration lobby over the safety of its own citizens. The author also criticizes the delay in implementing the Real ID Act, which was meant to prevent people from using lax forms of ID to board planes following the 9/11 terror attacks. The author highlights that most of the hijackers had used state driver licenses with lax requirements, not fake IDs. The Real ID Act, which was supposed to go into effect in 2008, has been repeatedly delayed and now has an official start date of May 2025. The author also discusses how blue states like New York and Illinois are normalizing illegal residency by providing standard licenses to both legal and illegal residents. The author warns that allowing migrants and promoting ID cards that blur the line between legal and illegal residents puts the nation at risk, recalling the tragedy of 9/11. The article concludes with a plea to not let President Biden and the hard left play Russian roulette with American lives and to remember the lessons of 9/11.

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