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Aye, a wanderer be caught brawlin' with the law after boastin' of a scuffle against the NYPD!

2024-02-02

Yarr! A scallywag from New York City, a migrant no less, be arrested! He dared to engage in banter with the passing officers and even had the audacity to show his mates a video of a recent attack on a brace of coppers. Walk the plank he shall!

In a humorous tone reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, the article describes the arrest of a migrant in New York City. The man, wearing an orange puffer jacket and sagging pants, was arrested after he exchanged words with passing officers and played a video of a recent attack on police officers on his phone for other men. The man was seen taking a hit from a pipe and stumbling on the sidewalk before being patted down and taken away in handcuffs. He was identified as Yoiber Martinez, 19, and was charged with disorderly conduct, disrupting traffic, and possession of a controlled substance. This same man had earlier been seen walking out of a Manhattan courthouse alongside one of the suspects in the police assault and laughed at journalists who asked if he respected the country. Police observed him obstructing pedestrian traffic and found an unknown substance in his pocket.

The article also mentions surveillance video of a mob of migrants attacking two NYPD officers. Seven suspects were captured, but most of them were freed without bail. The suspects were identified as Jhoan Boada, Yohenry Brito, Jandry Barros, Darwin Andres Gomez Izquiel, Kelvin Servat Arocha, Wilson Juarez, and Yorman Reveron. Charges against Barros were dropped due to a lack of evidence. Four of the suspects allegedly fled to California on a bus using fake names provided to a church group that assists migrants.

The article concludes by noting that New York City is struggling to deal with the influx of migrants from the southern border. In December, Customs and Border Protection reported a record number of migrant encounters at the southern border.

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