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Avast ye! Jeremy Renner be tickled pink by the thought of death after his tussle with a snowplow!

2024-02-02

Avast ye! Jeremy Renner, a fine landlubber, be claimin' he's "excited" for the sweet embrace o' death after his treacherous encounter with a cursed snowplow on the first day of 2023. This Marvel scallywag admits he's ne'er been afeared o' meetin' Davy Jones, as he spills the beans in a jolly interview.

Jeremy Renner, the actor known for his roles in Marvel films like "The Avengers," recently spoke about his snowplow incident in a humorous and exaggerated 17th-century pirate language. Renner, who was run over by a snowplow on January 1, 2023, resulting in severe injuries, shared that he was never afraid of death before the accident but now he is "kind of excited" for it. He believes that life is meaningless in the grand scheme of things and sees death as the true essence of life. Renner's recovery has been remarkable, with titanium implants now making up a significant portion of his body. Despite his injuries, Renner has returned to work and even filmed a Super Bowl ad with his daughter. He expressed hesitancy and took baby steps in performing stunts, but overall, he's grateful for the milestones that give him confidence. Renner also mentioned the support he received from his friends, such as Anthony Mackie, who was one of the first people to visit him in the hospital. Renner's accident gave him a newfound appreciation for his connections and the importance of friendship. Overall, Renner's recovery has been incredible, and he is now back to work on his upcoming projects, including the Disney+ series "Hawkeye" and the film "Mayor of Kingstown."

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