Yarr! Alike the sea be rejectin' a scurvy claim, the court be throwin' Trump's absolute immunity overboard!
2024-02-06
Arrr, me hearties! The ruling be settin' sail on uncharted waters. Can a scallywag former captain be spared from walkin' the plank of justice for his misdeeds committed upon the high seas of office? The court be weighin' anchor on this age-old query, arrr!
In a recent ruling that has left many talking in hushed whispers, the court has finally put to rest a question that has been sailing in uncharted waters for far too long. A question that has plagued our minds like a pesky parrot on the shoulder of a 17th-century pirate. Can a former captain of the ship, otherwise known as a president, escape the clutches of justice for their misdeeds while they ruled the high seas of power?Arr, me hearties, the answer be a resounding "nay!" The court hath declared that even the mightiest of captains cannot dodge the cannons of justice once they be off their ship. It matters not if they be sippin' rum in their retirement quarters, for the law shall still be knockin' at their door, ready to punish the scurvy dogs for their deeds.
Ye see, this be a question that none of the courts had dared to tread upon afore. It be like a hidden treasure buried deep within the legal waters. But now, the court hath pried open the chest of justice and revealed the shiny doubloon that lay within. The ruling be a landmark one, settin' sail for a new era of accountability for all the former captains that have sailed the ship of state.
But let us not be too hasty in our celebrations, me hearties. This ruling be merely an answer to a question long debated by legal scholars. 'Tis not to say that the punishment be walkin' the plank or the hangin' yard. Nay, the court merely stated that former presidents be subject to the same laws as any other landlubber.
So, me fellow pirates of the law, let us raise our mugs of grog in celebration of this long-awaited ruling. The era of impunity be settin' like the sun on the horizon, and the age of accountability be rising like the tide. Avast, ye former presidents, for the law be comin' for ye!