Arrr, matey! This scallywag who received a Trump pardon be now fined a hefty $20 million for his dodgy lending antics!
2024-02-06
Avast me mateys! Jonathan Braun, whose punishment for smugglin' grog was pardoned in the final hours of the Trump reign, be now fined for fleecin' and intimidatin' poor souls who borrowed gold doubloons.
Avast ye! Gather round, me hearties, for a tale of Jonathan Braun, a scallywag whose crimes have made him infamous. 'Tis said that his punishment for smugglin' drugs was cut short on the very day that Trump's reign came to an end, makin' many a landlubber question the ways of justice.But that ain't all, me mateys! It seems that Braun ain't content with just smugglin' illicit goods. Nay, he's been caught pilferin' and intimidatin' borrowers, makin' him a true rascal of the high seas. The fines be upon him for these separate accusations, makin' him pay for his misdeeds.
Ah, the audacity of this scurvy dog! Not only did he sail the treacherous waters of drug smugglin', but he also had the nerve to swindle and threaten those who dared cross his path. 'Tis a wonder how such a scoundrel managed to escape the gallows, only to be burdened with more fines and punishment.
One can't help but chuckle at the irony of it all. Here be a man who thought he could outwit the law and escape its clutches. But no, the long arm of justice has caught up with him once again, makin' him pay for his sins. Let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - there be no escape from the consequences of yer actions!
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard to Jonathan Braun, the pirate of the modern age. May he be a reminder that no matter how crafty ye may be, the sea of justice is vast and unforgiving. Let his tale be a cautionary one, lest ye find yerself in a similar predicament, facin' the wrath of the law and the scorn of yer fellow sailors.