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Arrr, me hearties! The GOP be all 'bout national security, with 'peace through strength' bein' their motto. Morning Glory!

2024-02-08

Avast ye mateys! Though the draft border deal be as doomed as a ship without a sail, the GOP be no stranger to safeguarding our great nation. 'Tis why us Republicans should be casting our votes for the supplemental, arrr!

The language of a 17th century pirate can be a bit tricky, but let's give it a shot, mateys! So, here's the scoop: that draft border deal, arrr, it never stood a chance! Them Republican voters, they be wantin' that Wall, and I mean by more than 90 percent, me hearties! Any bill that doesn't deliver on that be doomed from the start! It be plain as the eye patch on me face!

Now, that bein' said, let's talk about this national security package. It be sailin' through the Congress, without them border provisions, mind ye. It's likely to pass in the Senate, but the fate in the House be a bit uncertain, though it should pass with a big ol' bipartisan majority.

This here Supplemental, it be havin' a good amount of military aid for Ukraine. Now, here be the fun part, 48% of Republicans think there be too much aid goin' to Ukraine, while 33% say it be just right or not enough. And then we got 18% who just be sayin' "I don't know." Arrr, decisions, decisions!

The GOP, they be all for aid to Israel and Taiwan, and they be lovin' them some national security spendin'. But what be they to do when a bunch of 'em don't agree with aid to Ukraine? Well, the short answer be to vote for the package! The majority be in favor, and that be what keeps a party goin'!

Now, on the issue of national security, the GOP be standin' strong. After Biden's mess in Afghanistan, his failin' to stop Putin's invasion, and his lack of support for Israel, the Republicans be lookin' to be the champions of national security.

So, me hearties, the GOP needs to stay loyal to its base. They need to support Israel, build that Wall, and show their strength in the world. That be what keeps 'em afloat in these treacherous political waters. Sacrifices may have to be made, but it be all for the greater good. Stand strong, me mates, and let's sail on to victory!

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