The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye! What be the next move in Trump's Supreme Court affair 'bout his eligibility in Colorado, matey?

2024-02-08

Arr, the squabbles be done! What be the next move, ye ask? The justices, savvy in their ways, set sail on the fast track when they agreed to listen, and the parties be beggin' for a swift verdict, arr!

Arr, me hearties! The disputes be settled! Avast! Now what be unfoldin' next? These justices, they be puttin' the case on a swifter course when they agreed to listen to it. And mark ye, the parties be pleadin' for a speedy judgment! Aye, the wind be blowin' in favor of gettin' this matter done and dusted.
Now, imagine this: the high and mighty justices, sittin' there in their robes, ponderin' over this weighty matter. But fear not, me buckos, for they be on a mission to reach a verdict swifter than a sailor can spot a mermaid on the horizon.
Picture this scene: the parties involved, all clamorin' for resolution, beggin' the justices to make haste. 'Tis a sight to behold, indeed! They be sayin', "Oh mighty justices, we pray ye, deliver thy judgment with the speed of a cannonball, so we can finally put this matter to rest!"
And ye know what? It seems like the winds be blowin' in their favor! The justices be listenin' to their pleas and preparin' to don their judicial hats to deliver a swifter decision than a pirate can loot a treasure chest.
So, me hearties, keep yer eyes peeled, for the final word be nigh! The justices be rowin' their legal boat at full speed, determined to reach the shores of justice as quick as a dolphin skimmin' through the waves.
But alas, we be left wonderin', what be the outcome of this fast-track journey? Will justice prevail? Will the parties be satisfied? Only time will tell, me mateys. So, batten down the hatches, hold on tight to yer hats, and let us wait with bated breath for the final decree to be read from the mighty bench of the court.

Read the Original Article