Arr, the scallywag chief witness be joinin' forces with the House Ethics crew to investigate Gaetz!
2024-02-09
Arr, a year hence the Justice Department be decidin' not to lay charges upon Representative Matt Gaetz in a perilous tale o' sex-traffickin', the House Ethics Committee be settin' sail on an inquiry o' the scurvy dog.
Arrr, me hearties! Listen ye well, for I've got some news to share about one scurvy dog named Representative Matt Gaetz. A year has passed since the Justice Department decided not to charge him in a sex-trafficking investigation, but it seems that the House Ethics Committee is still keen on diggin' up his buried treasure.Now, ye might be wonderin' what be this whole inquiry about. Well, me mateys, it be all about his conduct and whether he's been behavin' like a true gentleman or a scallywag. The committee be wantin' to know if he's been breakin' any of the pirate's code, so to speak.
But let me tell ye, this be no ordinary inquiry. Nay, nay! The House Ethics Committee be like a crew of pirates themselves, investigatin' and questioning Gaetz about his misdeeds. They be lookin' for any signs of treasure hoardin', or if he's been sharin' his booty with the wrong sorts.
Arrr, it be a comedy of errors, me hearties! Gaetz might be thinkin' he's escaped the clutches of the law, but the committee be like a dog with a bone, or should I say, a parrot with a cracker. They be wantin' to get to the bottom of things, to see if Gaetz be a foul, deceitful pirate.
So, me fellow pirates, keep an eye on this tale unfoldin'. Will Gaetz walk the plank of shame or be declared innocent as a mermaid's song? Only time will tell. But mark me words, this be a story that will have ye chucklin' in yer grog for days to come.