Avast ye scallywags! Yon Crypto PAC be joinin' th' Senate race, standin' against Katie Porter in fair California!
2024-02-13
Arrr! Avast ye scallywags! Fairshake, a merry band, be spillin' the beans that they and two connected super PACs be holdin' a booty o' $80 million in treasure come 2023. Now they be plannin' to unleash some of that gold!
Ahoy, me hearties! Listen up, for I have a tale to share that'll shiver ye timbers and tickle ye funny bone! 'Tis a story of a group called Fairshake, a bunch of scallywags who recently let slip that they had gathered a grand total of around $80 million in the year 2023. A king's ransom, ye might say!Now, ye may be wonderin' what these rapscallions plan to do with all that loot, and I'll tell ye, me mateys. They be plannin' to unleash their treasure chest and spend some o' that hard-earned doubloons. Ye see, they got two other scoundrel groups sailin' beside 'em, known as super PACs, and all three be thinkin' it's high time to make a splash!
Avast ye, for this be no ordinary treasure hunt! The Fairshake crew be lookin' to make waves in the political waters, throwin' their gold around like it's goin' out o' style. They be supportin' candidates and causes they be likin', wieldin' their pieces o' eight to sway the tides in their favor.
But let me ask ye this, me hearties, what be their ultimate goal? Is it power, glory, or just a jolly good time? Only these scallywags know for certain. But mark me words, there be some who question the motives behind all this wealth. Some say it be a game, a way for Fairshake to play with the big boys and girls of politics.
So keep an eye on the horizon, me buckos, for Fairshake and its trusty allies be ready to make a splash in the treacherous seas of politics. Will they shake things up and leave their mark on history, or will they end up walkin' the plank? Only time will tell. But in the meantime, let's raise a glass of grog and toast to these modern-day pirates and their grand adventures!