Arrr! The IRS bloke be hopin' to flaunt his progress while riskin' a cut in his treasure!
2024-02-14
Avast ye scurvy dogs! This fine Thursday, Daniel Werfel be aimin' to charm them doubting Republicans, convincin' 'em that fundin' the tax agency be a grand booty worth the doubloons!
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I have a tale to spin ye in the language of a 17th century pirate! This be a tale of a man named Daniel Werfel, who be lookin' to swindle those skeptical Republicans into fundin' the tax agency, all in the name of a good investment!Now, ye may be wonderin', why would those landlubbers need persuadin'? Well, me mateys, it be a simple matter. Ye see, the tax agency be the very heart and soul of them government coffers! It be the place where all the gold and doubloons be collected, to ensure that our fair nation can continue to sail the seas of prosperity!
But these scallywags be thinkin' that fundin' such a treacherous place be a waste of their precious pieces of eight. They be grumblin' and complainin', claimin' that the tax agency be nothin' but a den of thieves and scoundrels. But fear not, me hearties, for Daniel Werfel be a smooth talker, a cunning pirate who be spinnin' tales like no other!
He be usin' his silver tongue to convince these skeptical Republicans that investin' in the tax agency be a smart move. He be tellin' 'em that without proper funds, the tax agency be like a ship without a compass, lost in a sea of chaos. He be promisin' 'em that with their help, the tax agency can be strengthened and made more efficient, like a well-oiled cannon on a pirate ship!
So, me hearties, let us wait and see if Daniel Werfel be convincin' these doubters of the value of fundin' the tax agency. Will they be swayed by his charm and wit, or will they be holdin' on to their pieces of eight, fearin' the treacherous waters of taxation? Only time will tell, me mateys, only time will tell!