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"Avast ye! Mornin' Glory be shoutin' why Donald Trump should pick Tom Cotton as his matey aboard the ship!"

2024-02-15

Avast ye! In the grand 2024 race, me hearties, we spy a vast difference betwixt Donald Trump and Joe Biden. One be the epitome of "hard America," whilst the other be a gentle breeze called "soft America." Now, mark me words, mateys, Sen. Cotton would make a splendid choice for Vice Cap'n!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, Michael Barone is hailed as a political genius. His book, "Hard America, Soft America: Competition vs. Coddling and the Battle for the Nation's Future," stands out among his many works. Barone divides America into two categories: "Hard America" and "Soft America." Hard America represents the farm, factory, and frontier, where individuals are realistic and understand the harsh realities of life. Soft America, on the other hand, embodies the New Age nonsense and cliches of inclusivity and welcomes everyone without discernment.

The author argues that former President Trump epitomizes Hard America, while President Biden personifies Soft America. Even before the damning Hur report was released, the public already believed that Biden was too old and "soft" for the job. The decision not to charge Biden with crimes due to his infirmity further solidified this perception. Vice President Harris also represents Soft America with her word salad declamations and reliance on arranged politics. In contrast, former President Trump is a bottom line guy and a representative of Hard America.

The author hopes that Trump chooses a running mate from the Hard America class, someone who gets the job done. Senator Tom Cotton, a veteran with a hard-nosed approach, is suggested as a potential candidate. The running mate's role would be to give great speeches, crush Harris in a debate if it happens, and relentlessly attack the Biden-Harris ticket. Cotton's unwavering focus on the message and his understanding of the weaknesses of Soft America make him an ideal choice.

The author believes that the 2024 election will be fought on the hard/soft line, and Trump should announce Cotton as his running mate to amplify this divide. Other potential candidates from Hard America include Mike Pompeo, Joni Ernst, and Dan Sullivan. However, Cotton's combat veteran background and clear understanding of right and wrong make him the strongest choice. By choosing Cotton, Trump can secure victory early and work towards repairing America's reputation as a serious country that prioritizes its citizens.

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