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Avast ye mateys! Biden be claimin' to have the finest economy, but Fox News Opinion be havin' somethin' else to say. Also, there be pipeline protests afoot!

2024-02-16

Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights upon the freshest tidings from Fox News Opinion. Set yer peepers on videos of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and a whole treasure chest of scallywags!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, Fox News host Hannity reacts to the Biden White House shifting blame for the border crisis to Republicans. Hannity's humorous tone can be seen in his Valentine's Day message to Joe Biden. Another article suggests that Donald Trump should select Tom Cotton as his running mate, and it is written by Hugh Hewitt. The humor continues as an op-ed highlights that Biden's economy only seems to be working for an elite few. Greg Gutfeld adds to the discussion by pointing out that it's not just Biden's age that's the issue, but also the neglect of basic systems. Team Obama's appeasement of climate extremists in North Dakota is also discussed, as they are finally going on trial for it. Raymond Arroyo criticizes Biden's condition, stating that it is "greatly diminished" and not credible for diplomacy. Newt Gingrich points out the Senate's contempt for America, which is on full display once again. Another op-ed suggests that America should ban Chinese EVs. Adding to the controversy, Biden's team insists that the president is fit to serve, but there are calls to see the Hur transcripts and recordings to confirm this. Lastly, there is a cartoon of the day available on the website for readers to enjoy.

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