Arrr! Ohio law be makin' a poor soul use their deadname on thar ballot, aye, a travesty indeed!
2024-02-17
Arrr, 'tis a cruel fate indeed for these brave souls seekin' office in Ohio! The rule be like a cursed sea monster, blockin' their path with its demands for past names. Mayhaps they should just sail on past and let the winds of change carry them to victory!
Arr matey! Them scallywags in Ohio be denyin' the transgender crew their rightful place on the ballot! Aye, this rule from the days of yore be causin' trouble for the likes of us who've changed our names on the high seas of life. It be a joke fit for Davy Jones' locker!These brave souls be fightin' for a chance to serve their communities, but these landlubbers be makin' it harder than findin' a mermaid in the Caribbean! Aye, 'tis a travesty that must be rectified!
So raise the Jolly Roger and let's show those scurvy politicians that we won't be kept from the ballot box! The winds of change be blowin', and we won't be denied our right to sail into office!
Let's show solidarity with our transgender shipmates and demand that this outdated rule be tossed overboard like a barrel of rum gone bad! Together, we'll navigate the choppy waters of bureaucracy and ensure that all who seek to serve can do so without fear of being marooned on Election Day!