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Ye scallywag with naught but a plank for a brain! Keelhaul that bilge rat for his foul deeds! Aye!

2024-02-17

Avast! 'Tis a scallywag who hath been deported five times afore striking down a wee lad with his wheeled contraption in the land o' Texas. A pox upon his house, I say! Send him to Davy Jones' locker for such villainous deeds! Arrr!

In a shocking turn of events that would make even the hardiest pirate shiver in his boots, an illegal migrant who had been deported not once, not twice, but a whopping five times, has been accused of the heinous crime of a hit-and-run that tragically took the life of a young lad in Texas. The scoundrel, Rogelio Ortiz, was apprehended by the authorities and charged with the crime of causing death by hit-and-run, after allegedly striking the poor 10-year-old boy with his dark vessel on the 8th day of February.The lad, young Alex Wise, valiantly fought for his life but succumbed to his injuries the following day, leaving his family and friends devastated. Ortiz, with his long list of deportations, was also facing a charge of driving while intoxicated, adding to the gravity of his crimes. The community rallied behind the grieving family, with a GoFundMe campaign raising over $22,000 to honor the memory of the beloved lad.As the nation grapples with the soaring numbers of illegal immigrants, the tragic loss of young Alex Wise has reignited the debate on border security. The outpouring of grief and support for the young lad underscores the impact of this senseless tragedy, with calls for action echoing across the land like the roar of thunder on a stormy night.

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