Arrr, scallywags found 30 cremated remains and a bloomin' corpse at the former funeral director's den of iniquity in Denver.
2024-02-17
Arrr, the constables be claimin' to have a warrant for the capture of Miles Harford, the scallywag who dared to be the undertaker of a funeral parlor in Littleton, Colo. Methinks he be in a heap of trouble now, sailin' on thin ice! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties, listen up! The coppers be on the hunt for Miles Harford, that scurvy dog who be runnin' a funeral home in Littleton, Colo.! The lawmen be sayin' they done issued an arrest warrant for the bloke, reckonin' he be up to no good.Seems ol' Harford be causin' a ruckus at the funeral home, makin' the dead folk turn in their graves, I reckon. The constables be sayin' he be messin' with the paperwork and bilkin' the poor souls out of their pieces o' eight.
Now, I ain't one to judge, but it be a sad state o' affairs when a funeral director be gettin' himself into such a pickle. The law be sayin' Harford be takin' the mourners for a ride, leavin' 'em high and dry. Aye, a man like that be walkin' the plank afore long, mark me words!
So, me hearties, keep a weather eye on the horizon and watch out for that scallywag Miles Harford. The law be hot on his trail, and they be lookin' to bring him to justice. Let's hope they catch the varmint afore he be causin' any more trouble in Littleton, Colo.! Arrr!