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Arrr! Biden be pointin' fingers at Congress for the loss o' Avdiivka in Ukraine. Blame game be afoot! Arrr!

2024-02-17

Arrr, as thar be a $60.1 billion treasure chest o' military aid bill stuck in th' House, a wench be blamin' Avdiivka's fate on th' scallywags in Congress fer not takin' action. 'Tis a fine mess they be makin'!

Arr matey, the scallywags in the House be draggin' their feet on a $60.1 billion military aid bill while poor Avdiivka suffers the consequences. Aye, 'tis the cost of their inaction, says a spokeswoman. But me thinks they be speakin' in fancy words to cover up their own laziness.
Avdiivka be in dire straits, me hearties. The lads and lasses there be facin' danger every day without proper support from the House. 'Tis a travesty, I tell ye!
But fear not, me fellow buccaneers! We shall not stand idly by while the House dithers and dallies. Nay, we shall raise our voices and demand action! Avdiivka must not be left to fend for itself while the House twiddles its thumbs.
So hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and let's make some noise! We shall not rest until the House heeds our call and passes that military aid bill. Avdiivka's fate be in our hands, and we shall not let her down. Onward, me fellow pirates, to victory!

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