A fair lass in Washington State was taken in for grog-running with a leaky noggin. Argh, what a tale!
2024-02-18
Arrr, me hearties! Nicole McClure be tellin' a tale of bein' locked in a brig, sufferin' insults from scurvy dogs, until a tardy healer discovered her noggin was leakin' like a leaky barrel. 'Tis a wonder she didn't make a plank walk!
Arr matey, listen here ye scallywags! Nicole McClure found herself locked in a cell for hours, aye, taunted by the bilge rats around her. But fear not, for when the medical check was finally done, it was revealed that her noggin was indeed leaking like a busted barrel of rum!Imagine the shock on her face when she heard the news! "Avast, me hearties! Me brain be bleedin'!" she probably shouted. But let this be a lesson to ye all - never underestimate the power of a delayed medical check! It could save ye from Davy Jones' locker, it could!
So next time ye find yerself in a bind, remember the tale of Nicole McClure and her bleeding brain. And if ye ever end up in a jail cell surrounded by scallywags, just hold on tight and remember - there may be a delayed medical check just around the corner, ready to save the day!