The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye mateys! A wee lad in New York be taken by a school bus. May he rest in Davy Jones' locker.

2024-02-18

Avast ye landlubbers! A wee lass of five summers was run down by a carriage in Spring Valley, New York. The locals be cryin' for stricter sailin' laws to prevent such tragedies. Aye, slow down ye scallywags!

Avast ye mateys! A tragedy has befallen a five-year-old lass in Rockland County, New York. She was struck and slain by a school bus on South Madison Avenue near Hillman Place in Spring Valley. The scallywag behind the wheel was left in a state of despair, according to witnesses. A funeral was held in the neighboring town of Monsey for the poor child, as neighbors cry out for reduced speed limits in the wake of this heartbreaking event.Arrr, me heart breaks for the family of the young lass, and me blood boils at the thought of such a senseless loss. People must keep a weather eye out for them scallywags on the road, especially when children be present. It's a tragic tale, and one that leaves many wondering how such a thing could happen. The investigation be ongoing, but the pain of this loss will linger like the ghost of a sunken ship on the ocean floor.

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