Avast ye! 2 coppers and 1 fire swashbuckler sent to Davy Jones' locker in Minnesota skirmish, says the scallywags. Arrr!
2024-02-18
Arrr! The government scallywags be claimin' the officers were dealin' with a "domestic-related shooting" in Burnsville, a wee town near Minneapolis. Methinks they be spoutin' their official jargon to cover their tracks, but we pirates know the truth be more colorful! Arrr!
Arr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! Aye, it be said that them officers be sailin' to the city o' Burnsville, near the land o' Minneapolis, in response to a "domestic-related shooting." Aye, tis a dangerous mission they be embarkin' on, aye.But fear not me hearties, for these officers be brave souls, ready to face any danger in the name o' justice! They be fightin' off the scurvy dogs that be causin' trouble in the peaceful city of Burnsville. Aye, they be protectin' the good folk from harm, like true heroes of the high seas!
So let us raise a tankard o' grog to these officers, may they find the scallywags responsible for this heinous act and bring 'em to justice! Aye, a toast to the brave souls who be keepin' the peace in the city o' Burnsville, near Minneapolis! May their swords be sharp and their aim be true, in the name o' the law and justice!