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Avast ye landlubbers! Tom Cotton be me choice for vice president, Biden's wretched week be the talk o' the town, arrr!

2024-02-18

Avast ye landlubbers! Cast yer peepers on the latest scuttlebutt from Fox News Opinion, and feast yer eyes on videos from Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and other scallywags. Arrr, 'tis sure to shiver yer timbers!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, Fox News be shinin' a light on the efforts to 'rescue' President Biden, arrr! Laura be tellin' tales of the curtain bein' pulled back on this here situation, ye can read more by clickin' here.Captain Hugh Hewitt be makin' a case for why Donald Trump should select Tom Cotton as his runnin' mate, aye! Ye can find out more by clickin' here.Biden be blamin' businesses for 'shrinkflation,' but he be forgettin' a critical reality, mateys! Get the full story by clickin' here.Arrr, Gutfeld be jestin' about how easy and fun it would be to have President Kamala Harris, me hearties! Find out more by clickin' here.Listen up, me hearties! Marky Mark be talkin' about 'Hallow' and how faith has driven his life, arrr! Watch the full interview by clickin' here.The most destructive EPA program ye've never heard of be discussed in Obscure Destruction, mateys! Find out more by clickin' here.Joe Concha be talkin' about Joe Biden's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week and Democrats' next move, arrr! Read more by clickin' here.BLM & LGBT VS. ABC & 123 – I was a public school teacher for 28 years and I know who's to blame for what education has become, me hearties! Read more by clickin' here.

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