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Avast ye mateys! Two scallywags be walkin' the plank for stashin' wee ones in concrete and a chest! Arrr!

2024-02-18

Arrr mateys, the scallywags in Pueblo, Colo., be caught red-handed! Corena Rose Minjarez, 36, and Jesus Dominguez, 35, be walkin' the plank for murder! Avast ye, justice be served on the high seas!

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Listen to this tale of treachery and betrayal in the town of Pueblo, Colo.! The lawmen there have captured two scallywags, Corena Rose Minjarez, a lass of 36 years, and Jesus Dominguez, a bloke of 35 years, and have accused them of the crime of murder!
Ye can almost hear the clang of their shackles as they be dragged off to face justice for their misdeeds. Aye, the streets of Pueblo be safer now that these two villains be behind bars!
It be a dark day indeed when murder be committed, but the law be swift and just in its pursuit of those who seek to sow chaos and fear. Let this be a warning to all ye scurvy dogs who dare to defy the law – justice will always prevail!
So raise a glass of grog in celebration, me hearties! The forces of good have triumphed once again, thanks to the brave efforts of the lawmen of Pueblo. May the seas be calm and the winds be fair as we sail on to new adventures, free from the threat of these dastardly criminals!

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