"Arrr! Haley be harpooning Trump on wealth afore SC vote, radio legend be givin' Biden a wallop, mateys!"
2024-02-19
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In the language of a 17th-century pirate, let me tell you about the latest news – Haley is going after Trump's top issue before the South Carolina primary. Arrr! Next up, Charlamagne tha God be throwing shade at 'uninspiring' Biden – aye, no main character energy indeed! Shiver me timbers, 'experts' be releasing presidential rankings, where Obama be top 10 and Trump be below Biden on the list. And if ye build it, Kevin Costner be starting a new business soon.But beware, me hearties, for woke destruction be looming, threatening to wipe away Native American history. Aye, GOP Senate candidate be ringing the alarm on Biden's cognitive issues, while New York be cracking down on gas appliances. And a vulnerable Senate Democrat be keeping mum on veteran resources for illegal immigrants – scandalous!Truckers for Trump be boycotting driving to New York City, and a Rhode Island teacher be speaking out against a media literacy program. Elsewhere, advocacy groups be vowing to end discriminatory school district boundary lines. Avast! Change be coming with a bid for the MD school board, and Kristen Stewart be standing strong against Rolling Stone cover backlash. Arrr!
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