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Biden be needin' to take a page from Carter's book on how to face our foes, arrr!

2024-02-19

Arr, me hearties! Be ye seein' the resemblance betwixt Presidents Biden and Carter? Both be lackin' in fortitude for national defense, facin' similar foes. But mark me words, Carter be learnin' from his mistakes, aye!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, President Joe Biden be facing a mighty storm of national security threats! From Russian nuclear weapons in space to wars in the Middle East and Europe, yarr, the seas be treacherous indeed for the good ship America. The Biden administration be sailing into dangerous waters, risking the very military escalation it be seeking to avoid!Back in the day of President Jimmy Carter, he be thinkin' the Cold War was over, so he be reducin' the size and power of the military. His crew be warnin' him of the Soviet threat, but Carter be ignorin' their pleas, pushin' for détente and arms control instead.But the Soviets be sneaky devils, buildin' up their forces while Carter be playin' nice. It be takin' three crises in three regions to finally wake Carter up to the reality of the Cold War. The crew be demandin' a stronger defense budget, and Carter had to change course to face the Soviet aggression.Now, Biden be facin' similar challenges, with no clear strategy to restore deterrence against China, Russia, and Iran. The seas be rough, and it may be time for Biden to heed the lessons of history, lest the ship of state be sunk by tyrants and terrorists!

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