The Booty Report

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Arr matey, Nikki Haley be in a pickle! Them landlubbers ain't lendin' a hand to the lass. Har har!

2024-02-21

Arrr, aye mateys! Near 10 percent o' South Carolina voters be not in the state when the fair Nikki Haley be walkin' the plank in 2017. Many newcomers be bringin' an affection for the scallywag Donald Trump with 'em. Ahoy, 'tis a whole new crew aboard this ship!

Arrr mateys, listen up! Nearly 10 percent of the scallywags in South Carolina were not around when Nikki Haley set sail from office in 2017. And ye best believe that many of these newcomers be havin' a soft spot for none other than Donald Trump himself.
These landlubbers, they be bringin' their love for the orange-haired captain with 'em, like a treasure from a faraway land. They be talkin' about him like he be the finest rum in the Caribbean!
But let me tell ye, this be causin' quite a stir among the old salts who been holdin' down the fort for years. They be scratchin' their heads and wonderin' what in Davy Jones' locker be happenin' to their state.
So keep an eye on South Carolina, me hearties, 'cause the winds of change be blowin' strong. Who knows what kind of adventures await in the days to come with these new crew members on board?

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