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Arrr, Biden be settin' 150,000 souls free from the chains of debt with a flick of his pen!

2024-02-21

Arrr mateys! The Biden crew be showin' some generosity by scrubbin' clean $138 billion of student debt for near 3.9 million scallywags! Aye, me hearties be dancin' a jig in celebration of this grand gesture from the cap'n. Fair winds to all!

Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The Biden administration be showin' some kindness to nearly 3.9 million borrowers by cancelin' a hefty sum o' $138 billion in student debt. That be a treasure trove o' relief for them poor souls burdened by the weight o' loans.
Ye can almost hear the cheers from the debtors as they be freed from the shackles o' their financial woes. No longer will they be walkin' the plank o' despair, wonderin' how they be payin' off their debts.
But let's not be forgettin', this be no ordinary act o' generosity. 'Tis like findin' a chest full o' gold coins buried on a deserted island. The borrowers be singin' shanties o' gratitude to the crew in the White House for grantin' them this boon.
So raise a tankard o' grog in honor o' this grand gesture, me hearties! Let's give a cheer for the Biden administration for givin' these poor souls a chance to sail smooth seas once again. May the winds o' fortune be always at their backs, and may they never be haunted by the specter o' debt again!

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