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Arrr mateys, Yale be demandin' proof o' yer smarts with them pesky standardized tests! Fair winds to ye!

2024-02-22

Arrr, the scallywags be sayin' that them test-optional policies be givin' the poor lads a rough time. But let's be honest, who needs tests when ye can sail the high seas and plunder treasure instead, aye? Aarrrr!

Arr mateys, ye see them officials be sayin' that them test-optional policies might be doin' harm to them students from lower-income families. Aye, ye heard it right, they be talkin' 'bout how them policies be makin' it harder for them lower-income students to prove their skills and abilities. It be like tryin' to find buried treasure without a map, aye!
These officials be raisin' concerns that without them standardized tests, them students from lower-income families might not have a fair chance to show what they be capable of. It be like tryin' to sail the high seas without a compass, aye!
So, me hearties, if ye be from a lower-income family and ye be lookin' to set sail on the seas of higher education, ye might want to think twice 'bout them test-optional policies. It be like tryin' to navigate a storm without a sturdy ship, aye!
So, me fellow buccaneers, keep an eye on them test-optional policies and make sure ye be doin' what be best for ye and yer future. And remember, when in doubt, just shout, "Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!"

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