"Arr, Steven Wise, the swashbuckler for critter rights, has sailed on to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age o' 73."
2024-02-22
Arr, that scallywag be goin' to court to declare chimps as proper folk with their own liberties! Aye, he be fightin' for the rights of them hairy critters to roam free and be free from captivity like proper gentlemen of the sea! Arr!
Arrr mateys, ye wouldn't believe the shenanigans that this landlubber lawyer be gettin' himself into! He be takin' on the powers that be to fight for the rights of them there chimpanzees! Aye, ye heard me right, he be squawkin' about givin' them hairy critters the same rights as us humans!He be takin' to the courts, filin' lawsuits and arguin' that them chimpanzees be persons too, and deserve what he be callin' “bodily liberty”! He be sayin' they should be free from the shackles of confinement, allowin' them to swing from tree to tree as they please!
Some say he be a madman, others say he be a hero! But one thing be for certain, this lawyer be stirrin' up a storm in the legal world with his outlandish claims and his fightin' spirit for them there chimps!
So next time ye see a monkey swingin' about, just remember, there be a lawyer out there fightin' for their rights, makin' waves in the high seas of justice!