Biden be walkin' the plank o'er student debt, while the crew be scowlin' at Hunter's cursed laptop! Arrr!
2024-02-23
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In the latest news, President Biden has been criticized for boasting that the Supreme Court cannot stop him from canceling student debt. Meanwhile, MSNBC claims that an indictment vindicates ex-officials' claims about Hunter Biden's laptop. Ukrainian President Zelenskyy challenges Trump's ability to solve the Russian invasion, stating 'He can't solve this.' Tragically, a Georgia college student was found dead with visible injuries after going for a run on campus.On a lighter note, Lara Trump reveals her plan to turbocharge the RNC with ballot harvesting and poll-watchers. AOC suggests cutting off aid to Israel after a ceasefire resolution is vetoed. In other news, education is becoming a legal battleground, and a Catholic group argues that a trans activist committed a hate crime.Business owners and lawmakers are calling for the repeal of a progressive law decriminalizing drugs amid an overdose crisis. Additionally, a low-income recipient of a mayor's handout spent most of it on a luxury vacation. Michael Pompeo believes that troops deserve compensation for unfair COVID vaccine mandates, and Dr. Ben Carson criticizes the Biden DOJ's treatment of Christian Americans.As for more light-hearted content, Laura Ingraham calls Biden's student loan forgiveness a bailout of the elites, while Jesse Watters jokes about the Democratic Party's attempts to make the impeachment inquiry disappear. Sean Hannity comments on Biden's declining state, and Greg Gutfeld humorously discusses Google Gemini's treatment of white people.