Arrr, the Biden scallywags be plunderin' the good Christian folk once again! To the plank with 'em!
2024-02-23
Arrr, ever since Joe Biden set sail as captain, him and his crew be usin’ the federal government as a weapon against their foes and those who hold dear their faith. Aye, they be playin’ a dangerous game, methinks!
In the days of yore, Joe Biden and his crew have been using the federal government like a cannonball against their foes and those who hold faith dear. Just recently, a band of 11 anti-abortion warriors were found guilty for quietly praying and protesting at a Tennessee abortion den in 2021. Their crime? Arriving early and praying for the sanctity of life, mateys!These brave souls were shackled under the "Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances" Act, a law from back in 1994 meant to ensure smooth sailing for medical services. Yet, the tides have turned, and people of faith are now walking the plank while the Biden crew looks the other way after the Dobbs decision.But fear not, for there be heroes like Congressman Chip Roy and Sen. Mike Lee striving to scrap the FACE Act and hoist the "Restoring the First Amendment and Right to Peaceful Civil Disobedience" Act in its place. The Biden crew even be charging a man who took down a Satanic statue with a felony hate crime, aye!From spying on Catholics to labeling concerned parents as "domestic terrorists," the Biden crew seems to think that true patriots are the ones walking the plank while letting the real scallywags roam free. The seas be rough, and justice be but a distant shore under the Biden flag. Aye, the American people deserve better than this tyranny!