The Booty Report

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Arrr! A swashbucklin' group o' Trump supporters be gatherin' their loot at Mar-a-Lago! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle o' rum!

2024-02-23

Arr matey, the scallywags of Right for America be gettin' a boost from none other than the wealthy buccaneer Ike Perlmutter, who hath sailed the high seas of Marvel afore settlin' down at the Mar-a-Lago hideout. Aye, a mighty fine crew they be!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye landlubbers! The scallywags of Right for America be gettin' a boost from none other than Ike Perlmutter, a wealthy swashbuckler who used to rule over Marvel like Blackbeard ruled the seven seas. Aye, he be a member of the Mar-a-Lago crew, sailin' in the same waters as that salty ol' sea dog Trump.
But don't be thinkin' this be a serious affair, me hearties. Nay, this be a tale fit for the jesters at court! The idea of a group called Right for America bein' backed by a pirate like Perlmutter be enough to make even Davy Jones chuckle in his watery grave.
So let's raise a tankard of grog to this unlikely alliance, me buckos! May the winds of fortune blow in their favor, and may they find the treasure they seek in the murky waters of American politics. And if they fail, well, at least they can always walk the plank with a smile on their faces and a joke on their lips.

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