Arr mateys, ye must cast ye ballot in South Carolina by makin' yer mark on th' paper! Arrr!
2024-02-24
Arrr mateys, if ye cast yer ballot in the Democratic rumble this moon, ye best be keepin' yer hook out o' the Republican scuffle as well. No double-dippin' in the election grog, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
It be like tryin’ to sail two ships at once, a foolish move that be sure to land ye in Davy Jones’ locker! Ye can’t be havin’ yer cake and eatin’ it too, no sir! So pick a side and stick to it, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
Arrr, the rules be clear as the waters of the Caribbean, me mateys! So don’t be thinkin’ ye can outsmart the system, for the election be no place for trickery and deception!
So heed this warning, ye landlubbers! Choose wisely and make sure ye follow the rules, for the consequences be dire! And remember, in the words of Blackbeard himself, “Dead men tell no tales”!