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If Trump be sending Haley to Davy Jones' locker, who shall her mateys be voting for come November? Arrgh!

2024-02-24

Arrr mateys, the scallywags backing her be of moderate nature and well-learned from the halls of higher learnin'. Aye, we conversed with near 40 to spy where their allegiance lies. Aye, the winds of change be blowin' in the political seas!

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis be said that them supporters o' the lass be them moderate and college-educated types, the very same scallywags who be havin' a say in recent presidential races. We be havin' a parley with near forty o' them to see which way the wind be blowin'.

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