Arr mateys, we be fact-checkin' the squabble between Trump and Haley like a pair of landlubbers in a tavern brawl!
2024-02-24
Arr, me hearties! Nikki Haley and her former captain, Donald J. Trump, be tellin' tall tales about polls and taxes as they duel on the campaign sea. Methinks they be needin' a compass to navigate the treacherous waters of truth!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! 'Tis been said that Nikki Haley and that scurvy dog Trump be slingin' false claims like a drunken sailor tossin' his grog. They be tellin' tall tales about polls and tax proposals, tryin' to outwit each other on the campaign trail.Haley, who once served under the ol' captain Trump, be makin' claims about polls that be as trustworthy as a ship with a leaky hull. And that Trump fella be spoutin' off about tax proposals that be as fishy as a mermaid's tail.
But beware, me hearties! Don't be believin' everything these two landlubbers be sayin'. They be tryin' to outsmart each other, but it be like watchin' two parrots squawkin' at each other – all noise and no sense.
So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me mateys, and don't be fallin' for their tricks and deceit. For in the world of politics, it be every man for himself, and may the best pirate win!