Avast ye mateys! Trump be sailin' swiftly to claim his rightful booty as the nominee after conquerin' South Carolina!
2024-02-25
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! The old president be clingin' to his power in the G.O.P. like a barnacle on a ship's hull. No sign of him lettin' go in 2024, or any time soon. Aye, he be a stubborn one, that's for sure!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywag former president be holdin' tight to his hold on the G.O.P. like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Ye could throw all the cannons ye have at him, but he be standin' strong like a mighty kraken.His grip be so tight, it be like tryin' to pry a treasure chest from a pirate's hands. No signs of him givin' up his power, not in 2024, nor in any time soon. The crew be wonderin' if he be plannin' to rule from the shadows like a sneaky sea serpent.
But beware, me hearties, for this former president be a crafty one. He be schemin' and plottin' like Blackbeard himself. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on him, for he be playin' the long game, lookin' to steer the ship of the G.O.P. for many more voyages to come.
So batten down the hatches and prepare for a wild ride, me mateys. This former president be showin' no signs of lettin' go of his power, and the seas be lookin' mighty turbulent ahead. But fear not, for we pirates be a tough and resilient bunch. We'll weather this storm and come out stronger on the other side, mark my words!