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Arrr, them scurvy Democrats be sayin' Trump be walkin' the plank with a peg leg after his victory in South Carolina!

2024-02-25

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be takin' aim at Donald Trump on the electronic scroll on Saturday night! They be sayin' he's in a weak position after winnin' in South Carolina! Methinks they be walkin' the plank with their bold words! Aye, aye!

Arr, me hearties! Several scallywag Democrats took to the cursed social media Saturday night to poke fun at former President Donald Trump after his victory in the South Carolina Republican primary election. The primary was called for the former president and rum-soaked 2024 GOP leader just moments after the polls closed on that fateful night. Trump celebrated by saying he was looking forward to giving President Biden a good ol' "Joe, you’re fired" come November.But Biden, that sneaky landlubber, insisted that Trump be a threat to our future. He took aim at Trump over the issue of abortion, accusing the former president of ripping away women's constitutional rights. Reacting to the news of Trump's win, some Democrats took to the seas of social media to mock the victory, claiming Trump was weak and would surely lose.Even though Trump is sailing strong, some are still looking to Nikki Haley to stay in the race against him. Despite calls for her to drop out, Haley vowed to continue fighting against both Trump and Biden. The battle rages on as the political seas grow stormier by the day.

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