Aye, a scallywag from South Carolina be caught threatenin' to rip the judge's face off! Walk the plank, ye scurvy dog! Arrr!
2024-02-25
Avast ye scurvy dog! A landlubber from South Carolina has been clapped in irons for sendin' missives to a judge threatenin' to rip off his face! 'Tis a fool's errand to cross swords with the law, lest ye fancy a one-way trip to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
In merry ol' South Carolina, a scallywag by the name of David Matthew Zwicker was caught and charged for sending threatening emails to a judge, arrr! The scoundrel sent a total of nine emails from December to January, all meant to cause distress to the poor judge, according to an affidavit.One of the missives from Jan. 14 declared, "I'll rip your face off," aye, what a barbaric threat! The lad was charged with various crimes including threatening a public official, intimidation of court officials, and unlawful communication, announced by the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division, arrr!They tossed him into the Spartanburg Detention Center, where he rightly belongs for his misdeeds. It be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - don't go sending threatening messages to judges, lest ye want to end up in the brig like this scallywag Zwicker! Let this be a warning to all who dare to defy the law in the fine state of South Carolina, arrr!