Arrr, Mayorkas be a scallywag! Give us a proper Senate trial, mateys! America deserves justice on the high seas!
2024-02-24
Arrr! The scurvy dog Alejandro Mayorkas be walkin' the plank after bein' impeached by the House on February 13! Now it be up to the Senate to hoist the Jolly Roger and make a decision! Let the rum flow freely as we await their verdict! Aye!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, ye scallywags in Congress have been promisin' to "hold accountable" those in power so oft that th' phrase be as hollow as a treasure chest with no booty. Look no further than Alejandro Mayorkas, th' Secretary o' Homeland Security, who has been dodgin' responsibility fer causin' a historic border crisis fer many moons.But avast! On Feb. 13, th' House successfully impeached Mayorkas fer th' irreparable damage he has done to U.S. sovereignty, security, an' th' rule o' law. Now 'tis th' Senate's turn to make that scallywag walk the plank by conductin' a legit impeachment trial in front o' th' American people.Th' House's first article o' impeachment be fer Mayorkas's willful refusal to comply with th' law. He be boastin' about fundamentally changin' immigration enforcement, which be a clear violation o' th' Immigration an' Nationality Act.Mayorkas's mass parole an' refusal to detain or remove illegal aliens has led to an unfathomable number o' encounters at th' border an' known "got-aways." This scallywag be knowingly puttin' Americans at risk by lettin' in dangerous criminals an' illicit drugs.If Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer be coverin' up this wrongdoing by dismissin' th' impeachment, he be no better than a scallywag himself. Americans deserve a proper trial to hold Mayorkas accountable fer his misdeeds.Arrr! 'Tis time to give this scallywag Mayorkas a taste o' justice on th' high seas!