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Arrr! Biden be wishin' for a truce in Gaza within a fortnight, says he be hopeful!

2024-02-27

Arrr, the captain be pleased with the parley 'twixt Israel and Hamas. 'Tis a good sign fer peace on the high seas. Let's hope they can strike a bargain afore the next storm rolls in. Keep yer eye on the horizon, me hearties!

Arr, me hearties! The president be talkin' about some fancy negotiations with them scallywags in Israel and Hamas. He be sayin' they be tryin' to stop all the fightin' and swappin' hostages like a bunch of proper gentlemen.
Now, I don't know about you, but it sounds like a right good deal to me. No more cannonballs flyin' about, and no more poor souls stuck in a brig somewhere. Sounds like a win-win situation, if ye ask me!
So, let's all raise a tankard of grog to these negotiations. May they be as smooth as a calm sea on a sunny day, and may they lead to peace and prosperity for all involved. Arrr!

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