Biden's scurvy war on household contraptions be a threat to yer booty and yer rum stash, mateys! Arrr!
2024-02-27
Arrr mateys! Joe Biden be demandin' ye to fork over more doubloons for less swiftness and takin' away any other contraptions that might be better fer yer crew and yer purse. Aye, 'tis a scurvy dog move indeed!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, Joe Biden be the scallywag aimin' to make yer life harder and more expensive, matey. Whether we be talkin' about threatenin' yer job with his federal vaccine mandates, or yer pocketbook with his nonsensical climate agenda, or yer safety with his open-border policy, the Biden administration be demandin' total control over American liberty in favor of central federal rule. Arrr!Now be the time to push back, and push back hard, to protect our states and local communities from bureaucratic agencies, unelected officials, and federal overreach that threaten not just our pocketbooks but also our way of life. Avast!If yer still on the fence, thinkin' this bureaucratic squeeze will eventually relent, I invite ye to consider this: with inflation skyrocketin', insurance rates at an all-time high, climbin' mortgage rates, and the cost of materials and home maintenance on the rise, do ye want to pay $2,800 more for a water heater? Shiver me timbers!Or $3,250 more for a gas stove (if ye be even permitted to buy one)? When the summer heat hits, do ye want to pay $1,100 more for an air conditioner? Or $500 more for a furnace come the next freeze? Aye!Well, mayhaps, if it be better quality, or more efficient. But it be not. In the landmark case Louisiana vs. DOE, I challenged Biden’s Department of Energy and its attempt to repeal a Trump-era rule that exempted dishwashers and washing machines from strict water-use standards. Blimey!This rule incentivized more efficient products and expanded consumer choice. By repealin' it, Americans have dirtier clothes and dishes, forcin' us to run a second cycle or wash our clothes by hand – while blowin' the family budget. Arrr!And despite our win, that same DOE mindset be applied to all other household appliances to suit Biden’s agenda. Avast!In other words, Joe Biden wants ye to pay more for less efficiency while removin' any other options that might make more sense for yer family and yer budget. Aye, matey!It be imperative that we push back against this administration and enforce the boundaries of the law – even when it's about air conditionin' and refrigerators. That be how we lose ground in this fight: by givin' up inch after inch, assumin' the climate police will eventually be satisfied or see reason. Arrr!State attorneys general must persist in the fight to safeguard individual liberty and economic freedom. It’s not just about yer dishwasher, me hearties.