The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Wench be havin' her 40th feast without the scallywag mate who be forever tardy. Aye, the landlubber!

2024-02-28

Arrr, a scallywag from California, known as a psychologist, be givin' his two pieces o' eight on a tale o' woe posted on Reddit. 'Twas a birthday feast fer a lass, but her lubberly husband be a no-show! Shiver me timbers, what a scurvy dog!

In a humorous 17th-century pirate lingo, a psychologist from California shared insights on a viral Reddit saga involving a chronically late spouse and a woman's birthday shindig. Arrrgh, matey, licensed clinical psychologist Kathy Nickerson be sayin', "All behavior be a form o' communication. When ye choose not to be ready on time — specially fer someone's birthday feast — ye be sendin' the message that they be not very important to us." That be comin' from a wench who be presentin' marriage and relationship advice at over 70 conferences, savvy?The 40-year-old lass be spillin' her tale on social media about her birthday bash plans gone awry, with her husband dilly-dallyin' on his car just afore they needed to set sail fer the restaurant. E'en though the lass be givin' him a fair warning, the scallywag still be makin' her walk the plank and go without him. The psychologist be sayin' that a couple o' minutes late be forgivable, but an hour late be downright hurtful. She be recommendin' some good ol' communication and apologies to make amends from this rocky voyage.Meanwhile, on Reddit, there be a hullabaloo with over 12,000 scallywags weighin' in on the drama, with most scurvy dogs blamin' the husband for messin' up the birthday bash. One commenter be suggestin' that the lass should not tolerate her husband's tardiness, as it only be gettin' worse with time. Another buccaneer be claimin' that the husband be showin' where his priorities lie, and that he be actin' like a helpless lad with no sense of responsibility. Aye, the seas be rough, but with some good ol' communication and understandin', this ship can sail smooth once more.

Read the Original Article