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Arr matey! What I spied at the border be a sight to behold. I pray Biden comprehends it too!

2024-02-28

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! The crisis be that we be lettin' in any landlubber who sets foot on our shores, even if they don't meet the requirements for asylum. It be a right mess, I tell ye! Prepare the cannons, we be in for a rough sail ahead!

In the area around McAllen, Texas, there are three walls humorously named the "George W. Bush wall," "the Donald Trump wall," and the "Greg Abbott wall." These walls, like much of the southern border, are illogical. Surprisingly, both sides of the wall are within the United States, meaning migrants are already on American soil when they reach it. Additionally, the walls are incomplete and easily breached due to gaps.During a trip to the border, it became clear that the libertarian conservative group hosting the visit did not support open borders, contrary to expectations. Speakers emphasized the problems caused by allowing unvetted individuals to enter the country. The current immigration system is unsustainable and allows every person to have an asylum hearing before a judge, leading to delays and overcrowding.Efforts to control the border have been hampered by policies that make it difficult and expensive for businesses to hire legally documented seasonal workers, exacerbating the situation. Despite the challenges, the Biden administration has been slow to address the crisis, although an executive order could potentially alleviate the issues quickly.Ultimately, the journey to the border concluded with a visit to a humanitarian center for migrants, underscoring the struggles and complexities of immigration policy and enforcement in the United States.

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