Biden be gettin' his body checked at Walter Reed like a scurvy dog gettin' examined by the ship's surgeon! Arrr!
2024-02-28
Arrr, me hearties! Word be goin' round that the White House be givin' a document about ol' Mr. Biden's physical today. Keep yer eyes peeled and yer ears open for any news on the matter, me fellow scallywags!
Arr matey, word on the high seas be that the White House be fixin' to share a wee bit o' information 'bout ol' Mr. Biden's physical condition. The scuttlebutt 'round the ship is that this summary be comin' out on Wednesday. Aye, me hearties, it be a jolly good time to be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon fer any news 'bout the Cap'n's health.Now, ye may be wonderin' why this be such a big to-do. Well, ye see, a summary of a man's physical can tell ye a lot 'bout his ability to command a ship as grand as the United States. 'Tis important information fer the crew and the whole darn fleet to be aware of.
So, me fellow buccaneers, let's raise a tankard o' grog to Mr. Biden's good health and hope that the summary brings us news as fair as a mermaid's song. May the winds be at his back and the seas be calm as he navigates the treacherous waters of the political world. Yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!