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Arrr, the scallywags at the FAA be givin' Boeing 90 days to fix their shoddy work! Har, har, har!

2024-02-28

Arrr, word has it that the head honcho of the agency parleyed with the scallywags from Boeing, including their top dog, to chat about keeping the ship afloat. Aye, looks like they be keepin' a weather eye on safety measures!

Arrr mateys, ye best be listenin' closely to this here news! The bigwigs at the agency have been havin' a powwow with them scallywags over at Boeing, includin' the big cheese himself, to chat about keepin' things shipshape and safe aboard their vessels. This be important business, me hearties, as we don't be wantin' no mishaps or mayhem on the high seas.
It be a jolly good thing that they be keepin' a weather eye on safety, for us swashbucklers rely on them fancy contraptions to keep us afloat and flyin' through the skies. Aye, 'tis a serious matter, but we can't help but have a chuckle at the thought of those bigwigs sittin' down for a parley with the likes of us rough and tumble pirates.
So, me mateys, let's raise a tankard to safety and smooth sailin' ahead. May the winds be at our backs and the seas be calm as we navigate these treacherous waters. And remember, always keep a weather eye on the horizon and a firm grip on the wheel. Arrr!

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