Ye Tennessee lass be gone from Nashville, swashbuckling her way to a new job, leaving her trusty pooch behind. Aye, the scallywag!
2024-02-28
Avast ye scallywags! M'lady Emily Bradley, 44 winters young, be missin' since Feb. 18. She skipped her new job like a landlubber and abandoned her faithful hound in Tennessee. Arrr, mayhaps she be off seekin' buried treasure!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, the loved ones of a missing Tennessee lass be cryin' out for leads, claimin' that the circumstances surroundin' her disappearance be suspicious, arr!Emily Bradley, a lass of 44 years, was last spied sailin' her silver 2014 Chevrolet Cruze in the waters of Dickerson Pike and Hart Lane in East Nashville on the 18th of February, as reported by WKRN, arr!"Nobody has laid eyes or ears on her since, and we were in constant parley throughout her whole life," her father, Nick Bradley, told the crew. "Ye be sheddin' tears like a leaky ship, for it not be sittin' right. It be a storm on the horizon."The buccaneers of the Metro Nashville Police Department have reported that a license plate reader spied two sightings of Bradley's vessel in Hendersonville on the 21st of February, but the captain be unsure of who be steerin'. Hendersonville Police be scourin' for the ship, arr!Bradley's phone went dark on the 18th and has yet to see the light of day, as Nick Bradley be traversin' hundreds of leagues from Florida to post notices of her disappearance, fearin' the worst, arr!Jaiya Wendall, Bradley's mate, be not hearin' a peep from her since the day she vanished, claimin' that somethin' be amiss, arr! The crew be callin' for answers and for the ship to be found, before the storm be brewin' further, arr!