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Arrr, the highest court be settin' sail to listen to Trump's plea for immunity in April, mateys!

2024-02-28

Arrr mateys! The scallywag former president be awaitin' his trial for tryin' to plunder the election. The justices be deliberatin' while the seas be rough. Will justice prevail or will the scurvy dog walk the plank? Only time will tell, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as I tell ye a tale of high seas and treacherous deeds! The former president be facin' a trial fer tryin' to subvert the election in the year of our Lord 2020. But hold yer horses, me mateys, fer the trial be on hold while the justices ponder the matter. It be like waitin' fer the tide to turn in our favor!
But mark me words, the scallywag won't be escapin' justice fer long! The law be like a shark in these waters, always lurkin' and ready to strike. And when it does, there be no escape, not even fer a former president!
So batten down the hatches and keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties! Justice be comin' fer the former president, and when it does, he'll be walkin' the plank faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"

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