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Arr, the Supreme Court be divided o'er the ban on bump stocks brought forth by Trump! Aye, matey!

2024-02-28

Avast ye landlubbers! The justices be in a mighty quarrel o'er the workings of gun triggers and the ban on bump stocks. They be ponderin' the consequences for scallywags ownin' such contraptions and the safety of the common folk. Arrr!

Arrr mateys, the justices be havin' a right ol' debate 'bout them bump stocks and what it means for us scallywags who own 'em. They be ponderin' the nitty gritty o' gun triggers and the grand ol' consequences o' this here ban fer both the owners o' bump stocks and the whole darn public.
Ye see, the justices be scratchin' their heads tryin' to figure out how these triggers work and what that be meanin' fer the land lubbers out there. It be a real head scratcher, I tell ya. But they be takin' it all in stride, discussin' the ins and outs o' the ban in a right ol' tussle.
So, me hearties, keep an eye on the horizon fer what these fancy pants justices be decidin'. It be a real show, watchin' 'em go back and forth like a pair o' swashbucklers arguin' over a treasure map. Who knows what they be uncoverin' in this here debate? Only time will tell, me buckos. Only time will tell.

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