The Booty Report

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Avast ye mateys, Wisconsin be colder than a polar bear's toenails! The weather be playin' tricks on us landlubbers.

2024-02-28

Arrr mateys! The weather in Wisconsin be as fickle as a scallywag on a sinking ship! The temperatures be droppin' quicker than a pirate's loot bein' stolen. One moment it be warm as a mermaid's kiss, the next it be colder than Davy Jones' locker! Aye, it be a cruel jest from Mother Nature herself!

In a tale as wild as the open sea, Wisconsin cities experienced a temperature swing of nearly 60 degrees within a mere 24 hours. The National Weather Service dug into historic temperature data to confirm this astonishing meteorological feat that left locals scratching their heads in disbelief.A meteorologist from Milwaukee, Aidan Kuroski, couldn't help but exclaim, "It’s just crazy!" as he reviewed the data for both Milwaukee and the state capital of Madison. In Madison, temperatures plummeted from a balmy 70 degrees on Tuesday to a bone-chilling 11 degrees by Wednesday morning, tying a record set back in 1911.Similarly, Milwaukee saw a high of 74 degrees on Tuesday, only to face a low of 16 degrees the following morning, with the added bonus of overnight snowfall. While meteorologists suspect this rapid temperature change may have broken records from 1911 and 1934, incomplete historic data leaves room for uncertainty.Despite the confusion, one thing is certain - Tuesday's high temperatures shattered previous records for the date, for all of February, and for any winter season date. As Wisconsinites navigated this weather rollercoaster, they could only marvel at nature's unpredictable whims.

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